English cafe a place to eat s.th in English

[raha78]

چند اصطلاح با لغت
Bird

a little bird told me: used to say that you know s.th but you will not say how you found out

birds of a feather flock together: used to say two or more people have the same attitudes etc

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush: used to say its better to keep what you hjave than to risk losing it by trying to get more

the bird has flowen: used to say that thew person you r looking for has already left or escaped
کلاغه بهم خبر داد
کبوتر با کبوتر باز با باز
سیلی نقد به از حلوای نسیه
مرغ از قفس پرید

[raha78]

have a nice weekend

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hi

they are very brief

have a nice weekend too

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A LIGHT IN THE ATTIC

There's a light on in the attic.
Thought the house is dark and shuttered,
I can see a flickerin' flutter,
And I know what it's about.
There's a light on in the attic.
I can see it from the outside.

And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.

it was very beautiful
i wish i was like you
congratulation for this topic

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once there were 2 friends or its better to call them classmates.one was
very active and smart but the other was slow in learning.
time went by and they grew up each taking his way of life
the smart student got B.A in english and became a translator.
he devoted his life to translate books. books concerning ethics, gnostic,morality.
then he visited some publication firms to publish his works.BUT all he got was a big no
they all wanted books about p.o.r.n.o.g.r.a.g.h.y and funny material.
sad and disappointed he walked down the street when he saw a vey luxurious pub.
he went closer to read the English word written on the board of the enterance.
"GOOD NIGHT" he whispered.all of sudden A man came out of the pub.
they gazed at each other for a minute. yes it was the lazy student who was
the owner of the pub too. after a little talks the lazy student addressed the translator
"LOOK, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE LANGUAGE BUT YOU COULD NOT MAKE MONEY OUT OF IT, I KNOW A SINGLE
WORD AND I HAVE USED IT IN A WAY AND EARNED LOTS OF MONEY.

روزي روزگاري دو تا دوست نه بهتر بگيم دو تا همکلاسي بودن که يکيشون تنبل و درس نخون و يکيشون زرنگ و درسخون بود
باري گذشت و اين دو نفر بزرگ شدن وهرکدوم رفت پي زندگي خودش
اون که درسش خوب بود ليسانس زبان انگليسي گرفت شد مترجم
بعد شروع کرد به ترجمه
همه وقتشو گذاشت پاي اين کار
و کلي کتاب ترجمه کرد با موضوع اخلاقيلت و انسانيت و معنويات
اما هر جا رفت و به هر چاپخونه اي که سر زد هيچ ناشري حاضر به چاپ کتابها نشد
ناشرين کتابهايي ميخاستن که در مورد مطالب فکاهي يا عشقي و پليسي باشه
خسته و نااميد از دفتر آخرين ناشر بيرون اومد
همان طور که قدم ميزد چشمش خورد به سر در ورودي يک تالار شيک
رفت جلوتر تا بهتر بتونه اونو بخونه
good night
زير لب زمزمه کرد
همون لحظه يه آقاي شيک پوش از در اومد بيرون
اونا بهم خيره شدن و همديگه را شناختن بله اون آقا
همون شاگرد تنبل بود که شده بود صاحب رستوران
بعد از يه کم صحبت شاگرد تنبله به زرنگه گفت روزگار را ميبيني
تو يه زبان را به طور کامل ياد گرفتي اما نتونستي اون طوري که بايد استفاده کني اما من فقط يک کلمه بلد بودم و همون يک
کلمه را به شکل درست استفاده کردم

sometimes i think,studies cant earn money
this topic was very good
thanks

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seems no one is interested
so i tell you answers
tabloid means local newspapaer
give someone a buzz
is the same as to give someone a call

just a moment,my dear Raha,i have been late ,becouse i didnt know that you are teaching englih
i,m really sorry my dear friend
i hadnt seen this topics yet

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How can i use this picture?
Isnt depened a link?

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Wake Up for School

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

thats funny
Thanks a lot

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

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Tech Support Story

Technical Support: "I need you to right-click on the desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Technical Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Technical Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Technical Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Yes, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

that,s OK
Thanks Raha

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A Testing Question

This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

that,s fun