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Phone Call
A young boy answers the phone.

A man says, "Hello is your dad around?"

The boy whispers, "Yes."

The man then asks if he can talk to him.

"He's busy at the moment," the boy whispers.

"Then is your mom there?"

"Yes" the boy whispers.

"Can I talk to her?"

"No, she's busy," the boy whispers.

"Is there anyone else there?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who?" the man asked.

"A policeman," came the whispered reply.

"Well, can I talk to him?"

"He's busy too," the boy whispered.

"Is there anyone else there then?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who then?" the man asked.

"A fireman," the boy whispered.

"Can I talk to him?"

"No," the boy whispered, "he's busy."

Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.

"Looking for me." the boy whispered


Getting Gray

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes atthe kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands ofwhite hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of yourhairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and makeme cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"