i read the preacher and cab driver
i enjoyed reading it
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i read the preacher and cab driver
i enjoyed reading it
so our topic would be explaining about a place
yes
its massachusetts
are u thinking of universities
من تلاش میکنم تا ضمن ارائه اطلاعات راجع برخی کشورهای انگلیسی زبان معلومات زبان را هم تقویت کنم مثلا اگه من یا شما جایی بودیم یه نفر گفت بوستون یا پرسید کدوم ایالت به ایالت هلو معروفه
حرفی برای گفتن داشته باشیم
اما مکالمه موضوعی بحثش از معرفی کشورها جداست
thanx God
since my first being here
its the first time 3 members r online in my page simultaneously
glad you like the jokes
Yazdanmehr
MA is a state in the northeast of the US which has Boston as its capital city, and was the place where the Pilgrim Fathers first landed in America
it was one of the 13 original states of the US
MA is famous for its universities
especialy
HARVARD & MIT
nAZ KHATOON tell me
did you know the location of harvard university
what about you Yazdan mehr
worthy to know that MA is famaous for its coast as well
especially in Summer holidays
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do you remember what I told you about
COMMONWEALTH
Massachusetts is a commonwealth as well
It is bordered by Rhode Island and Connecticut to the south, New York to the west, and Vermont and New Hampshire to the north; at its east lies the Atlantic Ocean. As of the 2010 Census, Massachusetts' population was 6,547,629.
Harvard University, founded in 1636, is the oldest institution of higher learning in the (now) United States
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The Harvars University is an oldest and famous niversity of America
I know dearنقل قول:
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did you konw that Harvard is located in
Massachussete
I think it's enough for this section.i`m ready to hear your points about this .
Any way, wholeheartedly wish, all of you, success with flying colors.
lets talk about our stste
it was Massachusetts
above you can see some photos of Boston
capital of Massachusetts
1000 Years of German Humor
Everything men know about women
The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
Italian War Heroes
Who's who in Puerto Rico
Americans' Guide to Etiquette
Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages
Safe Places to Travel in the USA
Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction
Contraception by Pope John Paul II
Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
Gun Control for The New Millenium: NRA Handbook
Ordering Mongoose
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."
He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: "I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."
Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. "Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose," he typed. "Please send us two of them."
Hotel DogA man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
Screaming Boy
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
"One hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!"
"Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."
Duck Hunting
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm...green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound...might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.
A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird
Number of Sheep
An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 sheep out there."
The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?"
The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four."
so do you remember Edwin Arlngton Robinson
yes he is my type of poet
I like his poems very much
today I am going to present one of his favoured poems
Richard Cory
Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean-favoured and imperially slim.
And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good Morning!" and he glittered when he walked.
And he was rich, yes, richer than a king,
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine -- we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.
So on we worked and waited for the light,
And went without the meat and cursed the bread,
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet in his head
did you notice the paradox
yes
Richard is a common name between aristocratic social class
while
Cory
means core
means middle
not high
so he was a middile class fellow mixed with aristocratic people
the poem is full of Irony
hi Yazdanmehr
how is everything
Yazdanmehr r u here