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Running to the Bank
A primary school teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Now imagine this," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and calling for help. His wife hears the noise, and knowing he can't swim, runs down to the bank. Why do you think she runs to the bank?"
A little girl raised her hand and asked, "Was it to draw out all his savings?"
Red Mini NunThe convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro. Sister Lucy, the only qualified driver, became the chauffeur for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would drive Reverend Mother into town for the shopping.All went well till Bank Holiday weekend when the town was so packed with people and cars that it became evident that there was no earthly place to park.'Don't worry, Mother,' said Sister Lucy. 'You go into the supermarket and I'll drive round the block until you come out.'Off sped the car, and Reverend Mother bustled round the store quickly, picking up all the necessary goods and then rushing back to the kerbside. There she stood for five minutes, ten, fifteen, twenty. No sign of Sister Lucy. Where could she be?Eventually Reverend Mother approached a patrolling policeman.'Excuse me, officer,' said she, 'have you seen a nun in a red Mini?''No,' replied the policeman, 'but these days nothing would surprise me!
Scaffolding AccidentSteve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer."So did you tell her?" asks Jeff."Yep", replied Bob."Say, where did you get the six-pack?"Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!""What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??""Sure," Bob says."Why?" asks Jeff."Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?''Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
so tell me guys
as a English learner how well you know English speaking countries?
for instance,suppose there is a debate about some geographical areas
how will you join it?
بچه ها میگم اوکلاهاما کجاست
dude, do you happen to know where oklahama is?
[shaad]Pls start English speaking coutries
آمریکا را خوب نمیشناسی؟؟؟؟
?you know nothing of it
but I would say
Oklahoma is
a state in the great plains in the western central US
whose products include oil and grain