نمایش نسخه قابل چاپ
لطفا به داستان کوتاه زیر توجه کنید چند تا اسنگ میبینید
آیا میتونید از روی متن معنیشونو بفهمید
Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner
Driving With Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
howabout giving a guy a break
horse's rear end
Behaviorist Solution
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"
"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."
نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
so whats next
the other day = اخیرا
Come on buddy = بیا رفیق
howabout giving a guy a break
pencil necked tyrant
horse's rear end = فکر کنم منظورش همون موتور سوار باشه
I did send you a listening file
نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1
the other day = قبلا . یه مدت پیش
Come on buddy = کوتاه بیا
howabout giving a guy a break
نمیشه این بیه دفعه رو ندید بگیری
pencil necked tyrant
horse's rear end = فکر کنم منظورش همون موتور سوار باشه[/
دو تای آخری رو باید چک کنم یا از دوست آمریکاییم بپرسم
راستی جیمیلتون رو چک کنید فایل تقویت لیسینینگ فرستادم
خب یه ایالت جدید
Alabama
I couldnt download it
why ??????????
اما نمتونم توضیح بدم باید برم تا فردا
take care
دوباره فرستادم
thanks
bye
hey, how have you been
خلاصه بخش هفتم
Episode 7
After having the meal, the old woman asked coke to change his clothes offering her late husband's clothes. Coke was really satisfied with his luck. In the meantime Baxter gave Halls more info about coke, including his ex-position in army intelligence. According to him coke was accused of selling army secrets but the police could never prove it. Coke has always denied the case. Baxter told Halls why it is so important to find coke as quickly as possible. Coke was about to leave the house when there was a knock on the door.
we were talking about
Alabama
it is a state located in the southeastern region of the United States of America. It is bordered by Tennessee to the north, Georgia to the east, Florida and the Gulf of Mexico to the south, and Mississippi to the west. Alabama ranks 30th in total land area and ranks second in the size of its inland waterways. The state ranks 23rd in population with 4.7 million residents in 2009.From the American Civil War until World War II, Alabama, like many Southern states, suffered economic hardship, in part because of continued dependence on agriculture. Despite the growth of major industries and urban centers, white rural interests dominated the state legislature until the 1960s, while urban interests and African Americans were under-represented
I sent you another file for listening
back brain
a fool
brim
hat
butter face
a very ugly woman
take care
my summary text
After Coke scaped from prison . he found a small house that was several miles away from village. The old lady lived in that house . she was deaf . The lady gave him food and clothes . In this time the policeman that was mission to find Cock , knok the door , but lady didn’t hear and Cock said to her loudly " someone is out door " . when Coke saw the policeman , hit him , stole his bike and scaped .
beck here
glad to be among you
نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1
چند نکته
ضمن تشکر از اینکه خلاصه داستانو نوشتین
اول اینکه منظور ما خلاصه کردن پاراگراف های اصلی است نه اینکه متن بالا رو دوباره بنویسیم
دوم موارد زیادی از قلم افتاده مثل اطلاع یافتن باکستر از محل اختفای کوک
Episode 7
For a moment coke was in a shock, and then he thought quickly what to do next. He told the deaf old woman about the knocking on the door and hid in the dark part of the room where no one could see him. After a short conversation Mrs. Bentley led the policeman inside the room where coke was waiting. COKE hit him hard in the stomach , took his bike and left the house.
خب این خلاصه من کمی اشکال اره میتونی کاملش کنی
شما هم که نگفتین باکستر محل اختفای کوک رو پیدا کرد !!!!!!!!!!!
کاملا انگلیسی محاوره ای
اونم از نوع آمریکائیش
کی میتونه ترجمش کنه واقعا سخته
Arresting the Judge
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Johnny, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"
"That it is," Johnny replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Johnny.
"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere."
"That there is," replied Johnny. "'Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover."
نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1
منم نگفتم که کامله خواستم شما کاملش کنی
دوباره پستها را بخون
عنوانی که میدین ، اعتماد به نفس رو از آدم می گیره ،
البته ببخشید ولی خب حسم رو گفتم .[nadidan]