soooo
guess its enough for this section
امیدوارم امروز مطالبم بدرد بخور باشن
از فردا سعی میکنم قسمتهای جدید هم بذارم
نمایش نسخه قابل چاپ
soooo
guess its enough for this section
امیدوارم امروز مطالبم بدرد بخور باشن
از فردا سعی میکنم قسمتهای جدید هم بذارم
نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
Yes , I am agree with you
it is spectacular
[golrooz][golrooz]
hi
I am back again
Planting Potatoes
A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"
The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."
But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.
The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
Miracle Diet
An overweight clerk consulted the doctor for advice. The doctor advised that the clerk run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would burn off as much as twenty pounds.
The clerk follows the doctor's advice and, after thirty days, was pleased to note a loss of twenty pounds.
The clerk phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, there was one last question:
"How do I get home, since I'm now 300 miles away?
endeavour
refectory
fare
retreat
can you guess the meaning of these words
if not have a look here
http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/endeavour_1
http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/refectory
Miami
Slow Down
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built-up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriffs office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazy drivers!" So the next day, he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said, SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign that said, SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
But that sped them up even more! So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the signs.
Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day. He said, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "Hows the problem with those drivers? Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. Ive got to go. Im very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "Id better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer Johns house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
NUDIST COLONY-Go slow and watch out for the chicks
News Swindle
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled."
The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"
Nauseous Commuter
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, she asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," Robin replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"
"I couldn't," Robin replied, "there was no one there."
back again
it means i am still alive
yesterday there was some promblem with site
thats why I couldnt say goodbye
so Iwa talking about Miami
and lets see some pics beforehand
Hi , please
give information to us about chicago in next case , and its university
I heard that there is best univrsity for psychology,
thanks
very impressiveisnt itwish all of you a visit to Miami
thats fine
dear narvan
our next state will be
Illinois
since chicago is in
Illinois
those who have watched
PRISON BREAK
know chicago well enough
دوستانی که سریال فرار از زندان را دیده اند
خوب با شیکاگو آشنایی دارند
Ok , thanks raha
I heart Illinois name , but I didnt know that Chicago is in Illinois
نارون
hear
heard
NOT
heart
البته شرمنده اشکالاتو میگیرم
Ohhhhhh , my God
I forgot that
thank you , I learn more with this way
هر ایالتی یه پرچم داره برای خودش
نارون
I just sent you a listening file
pls check your gmail now
ناورن ببخشید که فارسی میگم
اما ویترین زبان
speaking
است اگه تونستی حرف بزنی میگن زبانت خوبه
اما اگه اند گرامر باشی هیچ سودی برات نداره
اینو به تجربه میگم بهد از 13 سال کار تو حوزه زبان
NARVANنقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1
PLS
I learn more this way
دیگه نمیخاد with بذاری[shaad]
tell me did you check your mail
use
KM PLAYER
OR QUICKTIME
to play the file