English cafe a place to eat s.th in English

[raha78]

how r u guys
and friends

[raha78]

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[raha78]

the above pictures shows indianapolis

[raha78]

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[raha78]

Preacher and Cab Driver (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-478704-999293)
A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."

The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?"

The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."

The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"

[raha78]

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."

[raha78]

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[raha78]

Tough Account (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-478693-275192)
Jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job.

Two hours later, Jones came back with the entire amount. "Amazing!" the manager said. "How did you do it?"

"Easy," Jones replied. "I told him if he didn't pay up, I'd tell all his other creditors he paid us."

[raha78]

Merchant's Order (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-477795-486860)


A merchant sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor, noting that the previous bill hadn't been paid, told the collections manager to check it. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."

The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."

[raha78]

hi everyone
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[yazdanmehr]

Hi raha

[raha78]

hi
welcome back

[raha78]

did u have a look at
previous pages

[raha78]

personally,i believe whoever that is interested n English should know English speaking countries too

[raha78]

so far I gave my friends a brief or some kind of overview of the following states


Texas,kentucky, Georgia,Indiana

[raha78]

r u still with me
if so pls say a state to talk about

[raha78]

nope?????

[raha78]

common pick a state

[raha78]

hi Narvan
welcome

[raha78]

dear Yazdanmehr
willl you pls pick a state

[raha78]

Narvan
in case you r here pls pick a state

[raha78]

okay, I will do it
myself

[yazdanmehr]

ok dear raha what is the program
what shall i do

[yazdanmehr]

u explain about some states ok?
and then what is my duty

[raha78]

thanx for joining me again

[raha78]

so far I have been alone
thats why i did not write a schadule yet

[raha78]

but like what I have done in the past
I try to put various subjects

[raha78]

but beforhand I would like you to read pervious pages

[raha78]

you can pick a topic to talk about
I mean topic conversation

[raha78]

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[yazdanmehr]

i read the preacher and cab driver
i enjoyed reading it

[yazdanmehr]

so our topic would be explaining about a place

[raha78]

yes
its massachusetts
are u thinking of universities

[raha78]

من تلاش میکنم تا ضمن ارائه اطلاعات راجع برخی کشورهای انگلیسی زبان معلومات زبان را هم تقویت کنم مثلا اگه من یا شما جایی بودیم یه نفر گفت بوستون یا پرسید کدوم ایالت به ایالت هلو معروفه
حرفی برای گفتن داشته باشیم

[raha78]

اما مکالمه موضوعی بحثش از معرفی کشورها جداست

[raha78]

thanx God
since my first being here
its the first time 3 members r online in my page simultaneously

[raha78]

glad you like the jokes
Yazdanmehr

[raha78]

MA is a state in the northeast of the US which has Boston as its capital city, and was the place where the Pilgrim Fathers first landed in America
it was one of the 13 original states of the US

[raha78]

MA is famous for its universities
especialy
HARVARD & MIT

[raha78]

nAZ KHATOON tell me
did you know the location of harvard university

[raha78]

what about you Yazdan mehr

[raha78]

worthy to know that MA is famaous for its coast as well
especially in Summer holidays
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[raha78]

do you remember what I told you about
COMMONWEALTH
Massachusetts is a commonwealth as well

[raha78]

It is bordered by Rhode Island (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Rhode_Island) and Connecticut (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Connecticut) to the south, New York (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_York) to the west, and Vermont (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Vermont) and New Hampshire (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Hampshire) to the north; at its east lies the Atlantic Ocean (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Atlantic_Ocean). As of the 2010 Census (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/2010_Census), Massachusetts' population was 6,547,629.

[raha78]

Harvard University (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Harvard_University), founded in 1636, is the oldest institution of higher learning in the (now) United States

[نازخاتون]

nAZ KHATOON tell me
did you know the location of harvard university



The Harvars University is an oldest and famous niversity of America

[raha78]

The Harvars University is an oldest and famous niversity of America


I know dear
did you konw that Harvard is located in
Massachussete

[raha78]

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[raha78]

I think it's enough for this section.i`m ready to hear your points about this .
Any way, wholeheartedly wish, all of you, success with flying colors.

[raha78]

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[raha78]

hi,I am back again
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[raha78]

lets talk about our stste
it was Massachusetts

[raha78]

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[raha78]

above you can see some photos of Boston
capital of Massachusetts

[raha78]

The Shortest Books Ever Written (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-477199-647637)


1000 Years of German Humor
Everything men know about women
The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
Italian War Heroes
Who's who in Puerto Rico
Americans' Guide to Etiquette
Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages
Safe Places to Travel in the USA
Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction
Contraception by Pope John Paul II
Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
Gun Control for The New Millenium: NRA Handbook

[raha78]

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[raha78]

Ordering Mongoose (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-473929-402800)
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."

He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: "I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."

Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. "Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose," he typed. "Please send us two of them."

[raha78]

Hotel Dog


A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"





An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

[raha78]

Screaming Boy (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-470451-415861)
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."

"One hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!"

"Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."



Duck Hunting (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-470452-435757)
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm...green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound...might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird



Number of Sheep (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-469772-917644)
An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 sheep out there."

The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?"

The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four."

[raha78]

so do you remember Edwin Arlngton Robinson

[raha78]

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[raha78]

yes he is my type of poet

[raha78]

I like his poems very much

[raha78]

today I am going to present one of his favoured poems

[raha78]

Richard Cory

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean-favoured and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good Morning!" and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich, yes, richer than a king,
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine -- we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked and waited for the light,
And went without the meat and cursed the bread,
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet in his head

[raha78]

did you notice the paradox

[raha78]

yes
Richard is a common name between aristocratic social class
while
Cory
means core
means middle
not high
so he was a middile class fellow mixed with aristocratic people

[raha78]

the poem is full of Irony

[raha78]

hi Yazdanmehr
how is everything

[raha78]

Yazdanmehr r u here

[raha78]

Richard Cory is a rich dud and a "gentleman from [head] to [toe]". He's like a God for the people that look at his on the sidewalk. However, an irony (or paradox) has been shown at the end: "the tale of a rich man with a hollow center, or as a comment on the gulf between appearance and reality

[raha78]

lets talk about
our topic of states

[نازخاتون]

Could you explain more about Richard Cory 's biography
?When he was born
[shaad]?where he was born and so on

[raha78]

dear thanx for coming
dear Richard cory was not a poet
but a character in
Edwin Arlington Robinson

[نازخاتون]

dear thanx for coming
dear Richard cory was not a poet
but a character in
Edwin Arlington Robinson


ohhhhhhhh[nishkhand]
That's right.
[soal]?what 's a kind of character

[raha78]

Edwin Arlington Robinson (December 22, 1869 – April 6, 1935) was an American (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States) poet who won three Pulitzer Prizes (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Pulitzer_Prize) for his work
Robinson was born in Head Tide, Lincoln County, Maine (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Lincoln_County,_Maine), but his family moved to Gardiner, Maine (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Gardiner,_Maine), in 1870. He described his childhood in Maine (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Maine) as "stark and unhappy":his parents, having wanted a girl, did not name him until he was six months old, when they visited a holiday resort; other vacationers decided that he should have a name, and selected a man from Arlington, Massachusetts (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Arlington,_Massachusetts) to draw a name out of a hat
In late 1891, at the age of 21, Edwin entered Harvard University (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Harvard_University) as a special student. He took classes on English, French, and Shakespeare (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Shakespeare), as well as one on Anglo-Saxon (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Old_English_language) that he later dropped

He won the Pulitzer Prize (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Pulitzer_Prize_for_Poetry#1920s) three times in the 1920sDuring the last twenty years of his life he became a regular summer resident at the MacDowell Colony (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/MacDowell_Colony) in New Hampshire (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Hampshire), where several women made him the object of their devoted attention, but he maintained a solitary life and never married.

[raha78]

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[raha78]

so Nazkhatoon
I did put some kind of biography of the poet
hope it will be of some use

[نازخاتون]

thanks so much for yourcomprehensive discription

[raha78]

and now
pls pick a state to talk about
will you
or again I am to choose one

[نازخاتون]

so Nazkhatoon

I did put some kind of biography of the poet

hope it will be of some use




sure[cheshmak]

[raha78]

Nobody
guess I am alone

[raha78]

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[نازخاتون]

you are not alone[shaad]

[raha78]

nobody to suggest a state
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[raha78]

Florida

[raha78]

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[raha78]

so when you say florida everyone thinks of Miami

[raha78]

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[raha78]

FL is a state in the southeastern US, it has warm weather all year round
many older people go there to live when they have stopped woking

[raha78]

so time to go
خب وقت رفتنه امیدوارم امروز برای دوستانم مفید بوده باشم از شعرای خارجی گفتیم بد نیست یکم از شعرای خودمون هم یادی کنیم


من از نهايت شب حرف ميزنم
من از نهايت تاريكي
و از نهايت شب حرف ميزنم
اگر به خانه ي من آمدي براي من اي مهربان چراغ بياور
و يك دريچه كه از آن
به ازدحام كوچه ي خوشبخت بنگرم


فروغ فرخ زاد

[raha78]

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[نارون1]

Hi , I have a question
Why dont talk about cities or village in our country ? there is some places that we dont know about there . and I have an ask you , please talk about famous university in all of the word .

I hope , writed correctly

[raha78]

Hi , I have a question
Why dont talk about cities or village in our country ? there is some places that we dont know about there . and I have an ask you , please talk about famous university in all of the word .

I hope , writed correctly
dear narvan
thanx for caring about my page
if posible I may do some correction in your text
why dont you talk about cities or towns.... of Iran
and I have a question
provide us some info
concerning world famous universities[cheshmak]

[raha78]

Having no specific context to practice is the most important concern for those who have studied English.This club is an academic club that offers the members variety of activities related to reading, speaking, listening and writing skills.
We practice and interact with each other, and also discuss current issues to improve our English knowledge.
Hope it will provide a coherent virtual context for those who really want to speak.
نداشتن يك محيط و يا همصحبت مهمترين دغدغه زبان آموزان است. اينجا محيطي است كه ما مي كوشيم آنرا تبديل به محلي براي تمرين و بهبود انگليسي خود كنيم. اميد است اين كار موجب تقويت يادگيري انگليسي به عنوان زبان دوم گردد

[raha78]

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[raha78]

dear Narvan
actually
I do not intend to teach
geographical places
but
to get to know English speaking countries

[raha78]

راستش نارون جان
من نمیخام راجع مکانها صحبت کنم

[raha78]

قبلا هم گفتم هدف من اینکه توی یه جمع بتونین به دیگران بفهمونین که اطلاعات عمومیتون ز کشور های انگلیسی زبان خوبه
چون اگه این طور نباشه زشته البته به نظر من

[raha78]

Visiting a Country School


While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.





Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.





A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

[raha78]

The Voice (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-449461-625872)


A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married?"

[raha78]

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[raha78]

so what do u know about florida

[raha78]

below is a website
telling you almost everything about florida

[raha78]

http://www.visitflorida.com/

[raha78]

FLis a state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) in the southeastern (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Southeastern_United_States) United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States), on the Gulf Coast (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Gulf_Coast_of_the_United_States). It is bordered to the west by the Gulf of Mexico (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Gulf_of_Mexico), to the north by Alabama (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Alabama) and Georgia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Georgia_(U.S._state)), and to the east by the Atlantic Ocean (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Atlantic_Ocean). With a 2010 estimated population of 18,801,310 by the United States Census Bureau (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States_Census_Bureau), it is the fourth most populous (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_population) state in the country With an area of 65,755 square miles (170,305 km2), Florida ranks 22nd in size (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_area) among the 50 U.S. states. The state capital is Tallahassee (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Tallahassee,_Florida), its largest city is Jacksonville (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Jacksonville,_Florida), and the South Florida metropolitan area (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/South_Florida_metropolitan_area) is the largest metropolitan area in the southeastern United States.

[raha78]

Since its discovery in 1513 by Spanish (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Spain) explorer Juan Ponce de León (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Juan_Ponce_de_Le%C3%B3n) – who named it La Florida ("Flowery Land") upon landing there during the Easter (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Easter) season, Pascua Florida (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Pascua_Florida)– Florida was a challenge for the European (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Europe) colonial powers before it gained statehood in the United States in 1845. It was a principal location of the Seminole Wars (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Seminole_Wars) against the Indians (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States), and racial segregation after the American Civil War (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/American_Civil_War). Today, it is distinguished by its large Hispanic (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Hispanic) community and high population growth, as well as its raising environmental concerns. Its economy relies mainly on tourism, agriculture and transport (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Transportation_in_Florida), which developed in the late 19th century. Florida is also known for its amusement parks (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Amusement_park), the production of oranges (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Orange_(fruit)) and the Kennedy Space Center (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kennedy_Space_Center).

[raha78]

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[raha78]

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http://www.img4up.com/up2/48002047764676314462.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

http://www.img4up.com/up2/81642368761365082002.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

http://www.img4up.com/up2/87809596033100358751.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

wonderful,isnt it?

[raha78]

soooo
guess its enough for this section
امیدوارم امروز مطالبم بدرد بخور باشن

از فردا سعی میکنم قسمتهای جدید هم بذارم

[raha78]

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[نارون1]

wonderful,isnt it?



Yes , I am agree with you

it is spectacular

[golrooz][golrooz]

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

hi
I am back again

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/37487761666029358277.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)


Planting Potatoes (http://www.njavan.com/forum/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arcamax.com%2F jokes%2Fs-470456-856475)


A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"


The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."


But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.


The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."

[raha78]

Miracle Diet

An overweight clerk consulted the doctor for advice. The doctor advised that the clerk run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would burn off as much as twenty pounds.

The clerk follows the doctor's advice and, after thirty days, was pleased to note a loss of twenty pounds.

The clerk phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, there was one last question:


"How do I get home, since I'm now 300 miles away?

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/b2fil0xzqvc2e41wx8k.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

endeavour


refectory


fare

retreat

[raha78]

can you guess the meaning of these words

[raha78]

if not have a look here

http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/endeavour_1

http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/refectory

[raha78]

http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/retreat_1

[raha78]

http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/fare_1

[raha78]

Miami

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Slow Down

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built-up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriffs office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazy drivers!" So the next day, he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said, SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign that said, SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.

But that sped them up even more! So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the signs.

Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day. He said, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "Hows the problem with those drivers? Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. Ive got to go. Im very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "Id better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer Johns house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY-Go slow and watch out for the chicks

[raha78]

News Swindle

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled."

The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"

[raha78]

Nauseous Commuter

Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, she asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," Robin replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."

"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"

"I couldn't," Robin replied, "there was no one there."

[raha78]

back again
it means i am still alive
yesterday there was some promblem with site
thats why I couldnt say goodbye

[raha78]

so Iwa talking about Miami

[raha78]

and lets see some pics beforehand

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/93529206306503570213.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)





http://www.img4up.com/up2/67393039621437663920.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)





http://www.img4up.com/up2/03522155231605065697.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[نارون1]

Hi , please
give information to us about chicago in next case , and its university
I heard that there is best univrsity for psychology,

thanks

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/16433858111638313077.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

very impressive

isnt it

wish all of you a visit to Miami

[raha78]

thats fine
dear narvan
our next state will be
Illinois

[raha78]

since chicago is in
Illinois

[raha78]

those who have watched
PRISON BREAK
know chicago well enough

[raha78]

دوستانی که سریال فرار از زندان را دیده اند
خوب با شیکاگو آشنایی دارند

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/91412085846900531765.gif (http://www.img4up.com/)

[نارون1]

Ok , thanks raha
I heart Illinois name , but I didnt know that Chicago is in Illinois

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/04610493872253826473.png (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

نارون
hear
heard
NOT
heart
البته شرمنده اشکالاتو میگیرم

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/27813062328178717864.png (http://www.img4up.com/)

[نارون1]

Ohhhhhh , my God

I forgot that

thank you , I learn more with this way

[raha78]

هر ایالتی یه پرچم داره برای خودش

[raha78]

نارون
I just sent you a listening file
pls check your gmail now

[raha78]

ناورن ببخشید که فارسی میگم
اما ویترین زبان
speaking
است اگه تونستی حرف بزنی میگن زبانت خوبه
اما اگه اند گرامر باشی هیچ سودی برات نداره
اینو به تجربه میگم بهد از 13 سال کار تو حوزه زبان

[raha78]

Ohhhhhh , my God

I forgot that

thank you , I learn more with this way

NARVAN
PLS
I learn more this way
دیگه نمیخاد with بذاری[shaad]

[raha78]

tell me did you check your mail

use
KM PLAYER
OR QUICKTIME
to play the file

[raha78]

Illinois is a state in the midwest of the US
famous for its farming and industry
CHICAGO is its largesr city

[نارون1]

یعنی من خوب نیستم ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ چطور speaking خوب میشه ؟ من کلاس top notch میرم .

من به ترجمه خیلی علاقه دارم ( کتابم داره مجوز می گیره ) . نازخاتون عزیزم تو این راه کمک می کنه .

ممنون میشم شما هم راهنمایی کنید .

[raha78]

نه نگفتم خوب نیستی
کلا گفتم خوبه که ترجمه میکنی بار لغتت خوب میشه
منم مترجم رسمی یه شرکت بزرگم
بله کمک میکنم من از کمک کردن به دیگران استقبال میکنم نگفتی میلو دیدی

[raha78]

مثلا همین متن پست منو ترجمه کن ببینم چند مرده حلاجی

[raha78]

time to go now

but before leaving
take a moment to think

http://www.img4up.com/up2/83613618419342909770.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[نارون1]

مهمانخانه زبان انگلیسی "مکانی برای سر زدن به زبان انگلیسی و کسب اطلاعات ."


مسخره نکنینا ، هنوز راه دارم . [golrooz]

[raha78]

نه نگفتم خوب نیستی
کلا گفتم خوبه که ترجمه میکنی بار لغتت خوب میشه
منم مترجم رسمی یه شرکت بزرگم
بله کمک میکنم من از کمک کردن به دیگران استقبال میکنم نگفتی میلو دیدی

نه بابا منظورم این متن بود
البته من دارم میرم تا شنبه
آخر هفته خوبی داشته باشین http://cdn.content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/000203FC.gif (http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10&p={D974661A-9CD1-4B45-A94F-0A3251E49525})









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[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Counting Rabbits (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-466152-565854)
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

[raha78]

today there was a problem with the site
i faced some errors

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/60254720204610893385.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

If Only You Had Looked (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-462838-779208)


Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I rushed down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but found no one there either. I went as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be still alive."

[raha78]

Wrong Rescue (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-462164-177669)



Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

[raha78]

hi i am back
yesterday I could not open the site
due to technical problem
I guess

[raha78]

the other day I was talking about

Illinois

[raha78]

It is the fifth-most populous state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) of the United States of America (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States), and is often noted for being a microcosm (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Macrocosm_and_microcosm) of the entire country With Chicago (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Chicago) in the northeast, small industrial cities and great agricultural productivity (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Agricultural_productivity) in central and northern Illinois, and natural resources (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Natural_resource) like coal, timber, and petroleum in the south, Illinois has a broad economic base. Illinois is an important transportation hub; the Port of Chicago (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Port_of_Chicago) connects the Great Lakes (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Great_Lakes) to the Mississippi River (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Mississippi_River) via the Illinois River (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Illinois_River), and for decades, O'Hare International Airport (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/O%27Hare_International_Airport) has ranked as one of the world's busiest airports

[raha78]

Three U.S. Presidents (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/President_of_the_United_States) have been elected while living in Illinois — Abraham Lincoln (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln), Ulysses S. Grant (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Ulysses_S._Grant), and Barack Obama (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Barack_Obama). However, the only President actually born and raised in Illinois was Ronald Reagan (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Ronald_Reagan). Today, Illinois honors Lincoln with its official state slogan, Land of Lincoln, which is displayed on its license plates (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_Illinois)

[raha78]

in Michigan there is a famous university

which has different departments

[raha78]

for more information pls see the link below

http://www.lsa.umich.edu/psych/grad/courses/guide/

[raha78]

and lets have photos of Michigan

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/96295779466320554105.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)



http://www.img4up.com/up2/38826137250798782924.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)



http://www.img4up.com/up2/22463452234695260351.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

میدونید مکالمه موضوعی چطور تقویت میشه

هر چی idea بیشتر داشته باشید بیشتر میتونین حرف بزنین

[raha78]

حالا درباره
American Civil War
چی میدونین

[raha78]

چند دقیقه میتونین حرف بزنین

[raha78]

چقدر idea دارین

[نارون1]

what is your mean ?

I dont like politice

choice an other typic

[raha78]

narvan its not politics

but history



american civil was resulted in freedom of slaves

black people

[raha78]

and remember
you had some mistakes

what do you mean?
جمله درستیه
نه
.what is your mean

[نارون1]

yes , but it is a kind of politics too , just for american


really ? it was incorrect

[raha78]

yes
narvan I will tell you more about this

[نارون1]

thanks
please , do that

[raha78]

give me a sec
راستی قرار بود اون چند جمله را معنی کنی

[نارون1]

yes .... yes

I do that
but I translation english to persian

[raha78]

نارون
r u here

[نارون1]

I have a small hause which there is a small library in it
I have a book in the library
there is a long story in this book about palace
thus , I have palace too


یک کمی جاهاش رو عوض کردم

[raha78]

r u here

[raha78]

in case you r here why dont you answer me

[نارون1]

present ....... present

[نارون1]

I should go

bye

[raha78]

ok can I have my lunch

in 1 hour i will be with you

can you come then

[raha78]

ok bye

[raha78]

من بعد از ناهار میام و ادامه میدم

[raha78]

American Civil War


it was a war that fought between 1861 and 1865 when 11 southern states rebelled against thefederal goverment. the southern states were beaten and as a result of the war slaves became free

[raha78]

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[raha78]

do you happen to know which 11 states were involved

[raha78]

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[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/73175449120397640948.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Reasonable Fee (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-462161-138570)
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."

"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"

"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
Doctor's Affair (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-462162-363812)
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

[raha78]

I am always alone here
nobody is interested in my page

[parichehr]

I am always alone here

nobody is interested in my page



Hiiiiiiiii
I come here
I'm here with you[movafaghiyat] and try to come more
your page is very good
[tashvigh]

[نارون1]

Hi , raha
I said that your page is good

did you check my texts

[raha78]

thanx for coming

[نارون1]

I am waiting for seeing my mistaks

[raha78]

I am waiting for seeing my mistaks


wich mistakes
I cant see any

[نارون1]

I have a small hause which there is a small library in it
I have a book in the library
there is a long story in this book about palace
thus , I have palace too


یک کمی جاهاش رو عوض کردم


اینا رو میگم ، قبلا گذاشته بودم .

[raha78]

I have a small hause which there is a small library in it
I have a book in the library
there is a long story in this book about palace
thus , I have palace too


یک کمی جاهاش رو عوض کردم


اینا رو میگم ، قبلا گذاشته بودم .

شرمنده ندیده بودم

با اجازه شما

there is a cabin which is mine
there is a library inside
and there is a novel about some palacel in that library which is mine too
aye, I have a palace too

[raha78]

Hiiiiiiiii

I come here
I'm here with you[movafaghiyat] and try to come more
your page is very good

[tashvigh]


hi
thanx
really thanx
I will glad to to be useful for others
and I am glad to see that my page has been of some use here

[raha78]

so lets continue our job

[raha78]

you know abraham Lincoln

[نارون1]

yes
he was us president

[raha78]

I was talking abour
american civil war

[raha78]

The American Civil War (1861–1865) was a civil war (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Civil_war) in the United States of America (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States_of_America). Eleven Southern (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Southern_United_States) slave states (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Slave_state) declared their secession (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Secession) from the United States and formed the Confederate States of America (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Confederate_States_of_America), also known as "the Confederacy". Led by Jefferson Davis (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Jefferson_Davis), the Confederacy fought for its independence from the United States. The U.S. federal government was supported by twenty mostly-Northern free states (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Free_state_(United_States)) in which slavery already had been abolished, and by five slave states that became known as the border states (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Border_states_(American_Civil_War)). These twenty-five states, referred to as the Union (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Union_(American_Civil_War)), had a much larger base of population and industry than the South. After four years of bloody, devastating warfare (mostly within the Southern states), the Confederacy surrendered and slavery was outlawed everywhere in the nation

[raha78]

توی این نوع متن هم اطلاعات عمومیتون بالا میره هم لغات جدید یاد میگیرین
وقتی آدم لغتها را تو متن یاد میگیره بهتر به ذهنش میمونه

[raha78]

now our 11 states

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/20861041612675519808.png (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

blue is the union
yellow is the slave
brown is the Confederacy (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Confederate_States_of_America)

[raha78]

blue is the union
yellow is the slave
brown is the Confederacy (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Confederate_States_of_America)

[نارون1]

where are 11 states

[raha78]

Seven Deep South (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Deep_South) cotton states seceded by February 1861, starting with South Carolina (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/South_Carolina), Mississippi (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Mississippi), Florida (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Florida), Alabama (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Alabama), Georgia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Georgia_(U.S._state)), Louisiana (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Louisiana), and Texas (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Texas). These seven states formed the Confederate States of America (February 4, 1861), with Jefferson Davis (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Jefferson_Davis) as president, and a governmental structure (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Confederate_States_Constitution) closely modeled on the U.S. Constitution (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States_Constitution).

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Within two months, four more Southern slave states declared their secession and joined the Confederacy: Virginia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Virginia), Arkansas (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Arkansas), North Carolina (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/North_Carolina) and Tennessee (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Tennessee). The northwestern portion of Virginia subsequently seceded from Virginia, joining the Union as the new state of West Virginia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/West_Virginia) on June 20, 1863. By the end of 1861, Missouri (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Missouri) and Kentucky (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kentucky) were effectively under Union control, with Confederate state governments in exile.

[raha78]

so now you have some ideas about civil war which took place in states

[raha78]

The Union states


Twenty-three states remained loyal to the Union: California (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/California), Connecticut (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Connecticut), Delaware (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Delaware), Illinois (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Illinois), Indiana (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Indiana), Iowa (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Iowa), Kansas (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kansas), Kentucky (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kentucky), Maine (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Maine), Maryland (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Maryland), Massachusetts (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Massachusetts), Michigan (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Michigan), Minnesota (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Minnesota), Missouri (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Missouri), New Hampshire (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Hampshire), New Jersey (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Jersey), New York (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_York), Ohio (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Ohio), Oregon (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Oregon), Pennsylvania (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Pennsylvania), Rhode Island (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Rhode_Island), Vermont (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Vermont), and Wisconsin (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Wisconsin). During the war, Nevada (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Nevada) and West Virginia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/West_Virginia) joined as new states of the Union. Tennessee (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Tennessee) and Louisiana (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Louisiana) were returned to Union military control early in the war.
The territories of Colorado (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Colorado_Territory), Dakota (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Dakota_Territory), Nebraska (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Nebraska_Territory), Nevada (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Nevada_Territory), New Mexico (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Mexico_Territory), Utah (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Utah_Territory), and Washington (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Washington_Territory) fought on the Union side. Several slave-holding Native American (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States) tribes supported the Confederacy, giving the Indian Territory (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Indian_Territory) (now Oklahoma (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Oklahoma)) a small, bloody civil war

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Border states

The border states in the Union were West Virginia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/West_Virginia) (which separated from Virginia and became a new state), and four of the five northernmost slave states (Maryland (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Maryland), Delaware (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Delaware), Missouri (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Missouri), and Kentucky (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kentucky)).

[raha78]

امید وارم بدردتون بخورن
راستی اینکه میگن
washington d.c
D.C برای چی وایمیسته

[نارون1]

dangrous city [nishkhand]

[raha78]

خب فردا بهتون میگم

I think it's enough for this section.i`m ready to hear your points about this .
Any way, wholeheartedly wish, all of you, success with flying colors.

[نارون1]

they were good
thanks

[نارون1]

i HAVE A QUESTION
what is this mean
the Indian Territory (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Indian_Territory) (now Oklahoma (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Oklahoma))
is changed its name

[raha78]

hi
http://cdn.content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002048D.gif (http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10&p={D974661A-9CD1-4B45-A94F-0A3251E49525})








http://content.sweetim.com/tbsig/sig.asp?img=ad1 (http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=12&p={D974661A-9CD1-4B45-A94F-0A3251E49525})

[raha78]

یعنی منطقه متعلق به سرخپوستان که الان اسمش اوکلاهاماست

[نارون1]

واشنگتن دی سی

DC : It is first word of Distrik O Clombia . because Washengton is a part of this area that is independ .Washengton is capital





I think it is true , isnt it

[raha78]

yep
certainly its true[tashvigh]

[raha78]

http://img.nadapenny.com/t20/11179/nadap040030640610230.jpg (http://www.nadapenny.com/)

[raha78]

Missing Husband (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-454376-214086)


A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

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Math Problem (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-453679-193118)
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"

Student: "It's 42!"

Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"

Same student: "It's 24!"

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Getting Mugged (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-458513-912658)


A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.

Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"

To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/fbwlp9cnkklustbbz.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

so lets talk about justice
what is justice

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/51110345017995917202.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[نارون1]

give right

[raha78]

what this is not right


nope dear

actually its the right image of justice in most of the countries if not all of them

[raha78]

قبلا هم گفتم اگه میخاین بتونین صحبت کنین فقط لغت دونست کافی نیست
باید ایده هم داشته باشین

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/73621844500004074466.gif (http://www.img4up.com/)

http://www.img4up.com/up2/81059774598332432018.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

tell me which image is better observed

بگین کدوم تصویر به واقعیت نزدیکتره

[نارون1]

picture 1 is good because share equal

[نارون1]

are you here

please answer me

I SHOUD GO . WAS THIS INCORRECT

[raha78]

are you here

please answer me

I SHOUD GO . WAS THIS INCORRECT
yes
can i answer u at a later time
since mu boss is here
sorry