English Jokes

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"Pastor, is it right for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" asked a parishioner. "Definitely not," answered his preacher. "Are you absolutely certain?" asked the man. "Yes, my son. Absolutely certain," said the pastor. "Okay. In that case, would you mind returning the money I gave you after my wedding last year


Vocabulary
Pastor: a minister in charge of a Christian church
کشیش

Profit:the advantage that you get from doing sth
سود،منفعت

Example

the company made a healthy profit of $106m last year

Parishioner:a person living in an area who goes to church regularly


Preacher: a Christian who gives a religious at a church

Wedding: marriage ceremony and the party usually followa it

Example
she looked beautiful in her weddingday


Special note
Would you mind... =do you want

this is a polite form of request
the verb after mind is always in�ING form

Example
would you mind buying a newspaper for me