simple reading

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اینا یه تعدادی جک هستن که البته از نظر ما ایرانیا چندان با نمک نیستن... در هر صورت خوندنشون به تقویت زبان کمک می کنه... چون طوری هستن که ما اغلب وقتی توشون به یه لغت جدید برخورد میکنیم میتونیم معنیشو حدث بزنیم، بعدش این لغت در حافظه ی کوتاه مدت ما ذخیره میشه و اگه تکرار بشه میره حافظه بلند مدت. من که خودم از تقویت دایره لغاتم با reading خیلی نتیجه گرفتم. امیدوارم شما هم نتیجه بگیرید... به اینا میگن : readingهدفمند!من خودم وقتی readingمیخونم رو دیکشنری گوشیم هستم . چون پیدا کردن معنی با اون آسونتره. جدیدنا هم چون به کار ترجمه علاقه مند شدم یه دفتر برای خودم درست کردم و توش بریده ی reading میزنم و در کنارشم خودم ترجمه شون میکنم... امیدوارم دوستان راهنماییم کنند!

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. Why did the monster have bad breath?
Well. It takes a long time to clean a thousand teeth!

2. Baby monster: I hate dad's guts…
Ma monster: well. Just eat your pudding then.

3. Have do u introduce yourself to an alien with 3 heads?
I don’t know…
Hello, hello, hello!

4. Frankenstein monster: doctor, I've got a sore hand.
Doctor: well. That’s not too serious …
Frankenstein monster: yes, but this one's sewn on my head.

5. What did the moon monster say when it saw the rocket landing?
Yum. Canned people!

6. Mr. Monster: you're quite the most ugly, revolting monster I've ever met!
Mrs. Monster: why thank you, you're not so attractive yourself.


این به نظر من بامزه بود:
7. The lady next door is so rude. One day our dad was walking the dog past her house, when she shouted out of the window," what are you doing with the smelly beast?"
Dad angrily replied: "rover's not smelly at all!
"Shut up!" she bellowed. "I was talking to the dog not you."

8. Excuse me sir… what time is it?
Time you got a new watch!

9. Woman: did you save my dog from drowning?
Man: yes. I did.
Woman: well, where is his collar?

10. Waiter! Waiter! There is a dead beetle in my salad!
Yes… it's the salad dressing that kills them, sir…

11. Waiter, you've got your thumb on my steak!
Yes madam. It's to stop it falling on the floor again.

12. Waiter, waiter, is this tea or coffee? It tastes of mud.
It's our coffee, sir, the tea tastes of dishwater.


اینم جالب بود:
13. Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don’t worry madam; the spider in the butter will get it.

14. Inventor: I've got a problem with my new super-computer.
Professor: what, the most compact computer in the world ever? What's the problem?
Inventor: it's so small I can't find the on-switch!

15. Why won't cyber pets ever replace real dogs?
Because you cant blame a cyber pet for eating your homework.

16. Why will computers never take the place of newspaper?
Have you ever tried making an airplane out of computer?

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ضمیمه:مشکلات من!
بیزحمت هرکدوم از دوستان که متن بالا رو خوندن اگه میتونن مورد14 و15 رو کامل ترجمه کنن تا من مشکلم رفع شه... مشکل من با everهستش... تو ترجمه چی میگیمش؟؟؟ یه دنیا ممنون میشم!!!

[sana_me]

hi to every one
i think too 14 mixad bege ke computeri be in feshordegi ta hala naboode
fek konam mnzoore6 az ever in bashe

tarjomeye 15
mige chera heyvoonaye xoonegi e farmanbordar ( fek konam mnzoore6 barname nevisi shodast) jaygozine sag nemishan ?
javabesham ine k to nemitoonni ye mashine barname nevisi shodaro b xatere xordane talifet sarzane6 koni.
nemi2nam kamelan 2rost bashe ya na vali mn say mikonam mafhoome koli o begiram. kafie fek konam.