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توجه ! این یک نسخه آرشیو شده میباشد و در این حالت شما عکسی را مشاهده نمیکنید برای مشاهده کامل متن و عکسها بر روی لینک مقابل کلیک کنید : آموزشی English cafe a place to eat s.th in English



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raha78
13th March 2011, 12:44 PM
hey everybody
I created this topic just to exchange our knowledge of English
just relax as if you r in an inn
relax and take what that suits your taste
we put various types of materials here

سلام دوستان
اینجا محلیه برای تبادل دانش زبان انگلیسی
راحت باشین
انگار تو یه میهمونخونه نشستین
ببینین چی بدردتون میخوره
آخه اینجا همه چی پیدا میشه

raha78
14th March 2011, 01:25 PM
Having no specific context to practice is the most important concern for those who have studied English.This club is an academic club that offers the members variety of activities related to reading, speaking, listening and writing skills.
We practice and interact with each other, and also discuss current issues to improve our English knowledge.
Hope it will provide a coherent virtual context for those who really want to speak.
نداشتن يك محيط و يا همصحبت مهمترين دغدغه زبان آموزان است. اينجا محيطي است كه ما مي كوشيم آنرا تبديل به محلي براي تمرين و بهبود انگليسي خود كنيم. اميد است اين كار موجب تقويت يادگيري انگليسي به عنوان زبان دوم گردد

raha78
14th March 2011, 01:26 PM
http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/kq67vxhfa2p2dhvpqrox.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

raha78
14th March 2011, 01:32 PM
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raha78
14th March 2011, 01:34 PM
once there were 2 friends or its better to call them classmates.one was
very active and smart but the other was slow in learning.
time went by and they grew up each taking his way of life
the smart student got B.A in english and became a translator.
he devoted his life to translate books. books concerning ethics, gnostic,morality.
then he visited some publication firms to publish his works.BUT all he got was a big no
they all wanted books about p.o.r.n.o.g.r.a.g.h.y and funny material.
sad and disappointed he walked down the street when he saw a vey luxurious pub.
he went closer to read the English word written on the board of the enterance.
"GOOD NIGHT" he whispered.all of sudden A man came out of the pub.
they gazed at each other for a minute. yes it was the lazy student who was
the owner of the pub too. after a little talks the lazy student addressed the translator
"LOOK, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE LANGUAGE BUT YOU COULD NOT MAKE MONEY OUT OF IT, I KNOW A SINGLE
WORD AND I HAVE USED IT IN A WAY AND EARNED LOTS OF MONEY.

روزي روزگاري دو تا دوست نه بهتر بگيم دو تا همکلاسي بودن که يکيشون تنبل و درس نخون و يکيشون زرنگ و درسخون بود
باري گذشت و اين دو نفر بزرگ شدن وهرکدوم رفت پي زندگي خودش
اون که درسش خوب بود ليسانس زبان انگليسي گرفت شد مترجم
بعد شروع کرد به ترجمه
همه وقتشو گذاشت پاي اين کار
و کلي کتاب ترجمه کرد با موضوع اخلاقيلت و انسانيت و معنويات
اما هر جا رفت و به هر چاپخونه اي که سر زد هيچ ناشري حاضر به چاپ کتابها نشد
ناشرين کتابهايي ميخاستن که در مورد مطالب فکاهي يا عشقي و پليسي باشه
خسته و نااميد از دفتر آخرين ناشر بيرون اومد
همان طور که قدم ميزد چشمش خورد به سر در ورودي يک تالار شيک
رفت جلوتر تا بهتر بتونه اونو بخونه
good night
زير لب زمزمه کرد
همون لحظه يه آقاي شيک پوش از در اومد بيرون
اونا بهم خيره شدن و همديگه را شناختن بله اون آقا
همون شاگرد تنبل بود که شده بود صاحب رستوران
بعد از يه کم صحبت شاگرد تنبله به زرنگه گفت روزگار را ميبيني
تو يه زبان را به طور کامل ياد گرفتي اما نتونستي اون طوري که بايد استفاده کني اما من فقط يک کلمه بلد بودم و همون يک
کلمه را به شکل درست استفاده کردم

raha78
14th March 2011, 01:49 PM
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raha78
14th March 2011, 01:50 PM
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elnaz*
14th March 2011, 02:51 PM
hello
nice topic

raha78
14th March 2011, 02:54 PM
so,who can use them in a sentence

rosy
15th March 2011, 08:36 PM
Hi
he heeee
I'm new. It is difficult for me to find s.th here.l.

raha78
19th March 2011, 12:33 PM
there is one point here
what is the aim of these kind of clubs?
we are here to exchange ideas in English or We are here to share our knowledge?
I believe there are various ways to teach English
the basic of language is words
words play the same role for language as what bricks do for a biulding

raha78
19th March 2011, 01:38 PM
the joke for today is
Plane Crisis
A priest, a rabbi and a consultant were traveling on an airplane. There was a crisis and it was clear that the plane was going to crash and they would all be killed. The priest began to pray and finger his rosary beads, the rabbi began to read the Torah and the consultant began to organize a committee on air traffic safety

raha78
19th March 2011, 01:39 PM
the new word for today is
TABLOID
idiom for today is
TO GIVE SOMEONE A BUZZ
please write the meaning of these

raha78
3rd April 2011, 10:42 AM
seems no one is interested
so i tell you answers
tabloid means local newspapaer
give someone a buzz
is the same as to give someone a call

raha78
4th April 2011, 11:35 AM
so guess I am the only one here
but I wont give up

raha78
10th April 2011, 01:43 PM
we are going to make here as active as possible

raha78
23rd April 2011, 10:20 AM
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raha78
23rd April 2011, 11:26 AM
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raha78
23rd April 2011, 11:42 AM
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raha78
23rd April 2011, 11:42 AM
so have you ever had such an issue?

raha78
23rd April 2011, 11:47 AM
when you forget about everything exept that closed door
but why

raha78
23rd April 2011, 01:05 PM
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raha78
11th May 2011, 09:34 AM
hi again
nobody was active

raha78
11th May 2011, 01:54 PM
so seems I must do it alone
no problem
I can take care of it

raha78
11th May 2011, 01:58 PM
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raha78
11th May 2011, 01:59 PM
Wake Up for School











Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"





"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."





"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."





"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"





"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."





"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."





"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

raha78
11th May 2011, 02:01 PM
How to Annoy a Policeman (if you dare)!


. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, officer, there's no blood in my alcohol!"





If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to 70.





If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the bonnet.





. Trip and fall into him.





. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.





. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.





. Try to sell him your car.





. Ask if you can buy his car.





Tell him you like men in uniform.





Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party

raha78
11th May 2011, 02:02 PM
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this...somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"

raha78
11th May 2011, 02:07 PM
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raha78
14th May 2011, 11:18 AM
Tech Support Story


Technical Support: "I need you to right-click on the desktop."





Customer: "Ok."





Technical Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"





Customer: "No."





Technical Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"





Customer: "No."





Technical Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"





Customer: "Yes, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

raha78
14th May 2011, 11:19 AM
Running to the Bank (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-436976-612494)

A primary school teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Now imagine this," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and calling for help. His wife hears the noise, and knowing he can't swim, runs down to the bank. Why do you think she runs to the bank?"

A little girl raised her hand and asked, "Was it to draw out all his savings?"

raha78
14th May 2011, 11:19 AM
Red Mini Nun


The convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro. Sister Lucy, the only qualified driver, became the chauffeur for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would drive Reverend Mother into town for the shopping.





All went well till Bank Holiday weekend when the town was so packed with people and cars that it became evident that there was no earthly place to park.





'Don't worry, Mother,' said Sister Lucy. 'You go into the supermarket and I'll drive round the block until you come out.'





Off sped the car, and Reverend Mother bustled round the store quickly, picking up all the necessary goods and then rushing back to the kerbside. There she stood for five minutes, ten, fifteen, twenty. No sign of Sister Lucy. Where could she be?





Eventually Reverend Mother approached a patrolling policeman.





'Excuse me, officer,' said she, 'have you seen a nun in a red Mini?'





'No,' replied the policeman, 'but these days nothing would surprise me!

raha78
14th May 2011, 11:20 AM
Scaffolding Accident


Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.





Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.





"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.





"Yep", replied Bob.





"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"





Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"





"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"





"Sure," Bob says.





"Why?" asks Jeff.





"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'





'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'





So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

raha78
14th May 2011, 11:49 AM
so tell me guys
as a English learner how well you know English speaking countries?

raha78
14th May 2011, 12:38 PM
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raha78
14th May 2011, 12:43 PM
for instance,suppose there is a debate about some geographical areas
how will you join it?

raha78
14th May 2011, 12:44 PM
بچه ها میگم اوکلاهاما کجاست
dude, do you happen to know where oklahama is?

نازخاتون
14th May 2011, 12:45 PM
[shaad]Pls start English speaking coutries

raha78
14th May 2011, 12:46 PM
آمریکا را خوب نمیشناسی؟؟؟؟
?you know nothing of it

raha78
14th May 2011, 12:49 PM
but I would say
Oklahoma is
a state in the great plains in the western central US
whose products include oil and grain

raha78
14th May 2011, 12:51 PM
so what else can you tell us about it?
and my thanx goes to Naz khatoon for joining me in the topic

نازخاتون
14th May 2011, 12:53 PM
I know ameriacan Countries....[nishkhand]
[cheshmak] I say it for other students and users

raha78
14th May 2011, 12:58 PM
Oklahoma city is the capital and largest city of it

the city was established in one day in 1889,when 10,000

people went to the area and quickly put up tents

so that they could become the owners of land that has just been made

available for settlers

raha78
14th May 2011, 12:59 PM
I know ameriacan Countries....[nishkhand]


[cheshmak] I say it for other students and users

thank you so much [khodahafezi]

raha78
14th May 2011, 02:13 PM
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raha78
14th May 2011, 02:14 PM
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raha78
14th May 2011, 02:15 PM
so who can use these idioms in conversations or sentences

raha78
14th May 2011, 02:17 PM
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raha78
14th May 2011, 02:19 PM
so time to go
thanx again
Naz Khatoon for joining me
in the activity
very kind of you

raha78
14th May 2011, 02:20 PM
before leaving
pls take a moment to read this
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raha78
14th May 2011, 02:21 PM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 08:04 AM
Having no specific context to practice is the most important concern for those who have studied English.This club is an academic club that offers the members variety of activities related to reading, speaking, listening and writing skills.
We practice and interact with each other, and also discuss current issues to improve our English knowledge.
Hope it will provide a coherent virtual context for those who really want to speak.
نداشتن يك محيط و يا همصحبت مهمترين دغدغه زبان آموزان است. اينجا محيطي است كه ما مي كوشيم آنرا تبديل به محلي براي تمرين و بهبود انگليسي خود كنيم. اميد است اين كار موجب تقويت يادگيري انگليسي به عنوان زبان دوم گردد

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:05 AM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 08:10 AM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 08:13 AM
The Deaf Wife (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-449470-382924)

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:13 AM
Visiting a Country School



While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.




Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.




A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:24 AM
A Testing Question (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-449462-912463)


This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:40 AM
sorry I almost forgot to say hello[nadidan]

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:43 AM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 08:43 AM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 08:43 AM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 08:51 AM
so to make more diversity
lets deal with literary issue
for instane a poet

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:53 AM
how much do you know about Edwin arlington robinson???

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:56 AM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 08:58 AM
Miniver Cheevy

By Edwin Arlington Robinson (http://www.daypoems.net/poets/382.html)


1869-1935



Miniver Cheevy, child of scorn,
Grew lean while he assailed the seasons;
He wept that he was ever born,
And he had reasons.

Miniver loved the days of old
When swords were bright and steeds were prancing;
The vision of a warrior bold
Would set him dancing.

Miniver sighed for what was not,
And dreamed, and rested from his labors;
He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot,
And Priam's neighbors.

Miniver mourned the ripe renown
That made so many a name so fragrant;
He mourned Romance, now on the town,
And Art, a vagrant.

Miniver loved the Medici,
Albeit he had never seen one;
He would have sinned incessantly
Could he have been one.

Miniver cursed the commonplace
And eyed a khaki suit with loathing;
He missed the mediaeval grace
Of iron clothing.

Miniver scorned the gold he sought,
But sore annoyed was he without it;
Miniver thought, and thought, and thought,
And thought about it.

Miniver Cheevy, born too late,
Scratched his head and kept on thinking;
Miniver coughed, and called it fate,
And kept on drinking.

raha78
16th May 2011, 08:59 AM
so what can you say about it??

raha78
16th May 2011, 09:00 AM
how will you interpreter such poem

raha78
16th May 2011, 09:01 AM
nobody??

raha78
16th May 2011, 09:04 AM
nobody is interested???

raha78
16th May 2011, 09:10 AM
enough for now
come back at noon
byr for now
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yazdanmehr
16th May 2011, 10:59 AM
hi

yazdanmehr
16th May 2011, 10:59 AM
hi raha r u still here?

yazdanmehr
16th May 2011, 11:02 AM
its me mamanela

نازخاتون
16th May 2011, 11:05 AM
Hi Dear Yazdanmehr
welcome

raha78
16th May 2011, 12:21 PM
hi Ela
can i still call you ela

raha78
16th May 2011, 12:24 PM
welcome here
its my page
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raha78
16th May 2011, 01:00 PM
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raha78
16th May 2011, 03:42 PM
so this time COLORADO

raha78
16th May 2011, 03:57 PM
how much do you know about colorado

raha78
16th May 2011, 04:02 PM
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this is colorado

raha78
16th May 2011, 04:06 PM
it is a state in the western US,mostly in and around the Rocky mountain. its capital city is Denver
and not bad to know that its a good place for spending holidays both in summer and winter

raha78
16th May 2011, 04:15 PM
enough for today but before leaving
pls think more
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yazdanmehr
17th May 2011, 09:59 AM
good morning

yazdanmehr
17th May 2011, 10:10 AM
any body?

yazdanmehr
17th May 2011, 10:10 AM
some body?

ستاره کویر
17th May 2011, 10:21 AM
Hi ....

yazdanmehr
17th May 2011, 11:44 AM
ok i should go now
bby

raha78
17th May 2011, 01:47 PM
hello everybody
sorry for being late
today was
public relations and communication day
روز ارتباطات و روابط عمومی
as you may be aware of
I work in public relations dept
there was a ceremony given to honor this day
and I had to attend it

raha78
17th May 2011, 01:52 PM
some body?
sorry for being late
I was very busy[khejalat]

raha78
17th May 2011, 02:03 PM
lets start
our work today
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raha78
17th May 2011, 02:31 PM
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raha78
17th May 2011, 02:31 PM
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raha78
17th May 2011, 02:32 PM
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raha78
17th May 2011, 02:32 PM
I will try to put variety

raha78
17th May 2011, 02:42 PM
sorry for not being active today
goodbye for now http://cdn.content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002048A.gif (http://www.sweetim.com/s.asp?im=gen&lpver=3&ref=10&p={D974661A-9CD1-4B45-A94F-0A3251E49525})








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نازخاتون
17th May 2011, 02:55 PM
sorry for not being active today
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Bye Dear Raha 78
we 're waiting....
!come back soon

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:14 AM
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raha78
18th May 2011, 11:16 AM
http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/cnpt5r118fipor94hsc3.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:17 AM
Hi everybody

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:20 AM
Slang is a poor man's poetry. - John Moore

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:24 AM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/19676832416200982365.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:24 AM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/50166019987140651213.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:31 AM
seems I am alone here again

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:36 AM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/95035269729271036312.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:37 AM
guess another raha is here
watching me
okay letsd deal with our English speaking countries now

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:38 AM
now it comes to

TEXAS

7raha7
18th May 2011, 11:38 AM
well done dear raha!!!!! your not alone.... but... u r trying to make others understand u in ENG.. and be4 i'v experienced it... u seeeeeeeeeeee... that s too hard to make them speak in ENG... it seem they cant![nadidan]

نازخاتون
18th May 2011, 11:42 AM
Hi everybody



Hi teacher
?are you fine

7raha7
18th May 2011, 11:43 AM
guess another raha is here
watching me
okay letsd deal with our English speaking countries now
[nishkhand][nishkhand][nishkhand][nishkhand] hi... hw r u ???

now it comes to

TEXAS

welllllll... i cant understand u....
as u see im weak in speaking Eng... but the positive point is : im not ashamed of my wrong speeches... or my sentencessss... so IT IS NICE TO LEARN MORE AND MORE.... IN ENG!!![cheshmak]

7raha7
18th May 2011, 11:45 AM
hey i gotta gooooooooooooooo.... see u laterrrrrr.... bye[golrooz]

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:51 AM
[nishkhand][nishkhand][nishkhand][nishkhand] hi... hw r u ???


welllllll... i cant understand u....
as u see im weak in speaking Eng... but the positive point is : im not ashamed of my wrong speeches... or my sentencessss... so IT IS NICE TO LEARN MORE AND MORE.... IN ENG!!![cheshmak]
well dear
thanx for visiting my page
pls read the whole section
you will get what I am doing here
تلاش میکنم تا کشور های انگلیسی زبان را معرفی کنم[khanderiz]

raha78
18th May 2011, 11:56 AM
Hi teacher

?are you fine

oh hi dear manager
thank you for coming
you r a frequent visitor of my page
[khejalat]

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:00 PM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/02571621028416707665.gif (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:05 PM
TX is a large state in the south of the US, which has a long border with Mexico.
its an important centre for oil & gas industries and also of cattle and crop farming
its cities include Houston,Dallas,San antonio,Austin and El Paso

نارون1
18th May 2011, 12:06 PM
Hi , my dear
you have a good typic , can I ask you if you explain about your typic .
Is it good for conversation

thanks thanks thanks

نازخاتون
18th May 2011, 12:09 PM
oh hi dear manager
thank you for coming
you r a frequent visitor of my page
[khejalat]


your page is so interesting 4 me
[golrooz]your method is perfect and various

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:14 PM
Hi , my dear
you have a good typic , can I ask you if you explain about your typic .
Is it good for conversation

thanks thanks thanks

hi dear
thanx for visiting my page
my goal to create such topic is to expand English among people
to review my knowledge
soon I will bring about some subjects to talk about

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:16 PM
your page is so interesting 4 me




[golrooz]your method is perfect and various

dear
thanx again
شرمنده
but your method is various is grammatically wrong[khejalat]

نازخاتون
18th May 2011, 12:24 PM
dear
thanx again
شرمنده
but your method is various is grammatically wrong[khejalat]



[khejalat]ohhh
Why?
I want to know
[nishkhand]?it 's persian sentences ok

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:31 PM
[khejalat]ohhh
Why?
I want to know

[nishkhand]?it 's persian sentences ok

dear naz hkatooon
here you can see
http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/various

نازخاتون
18th May 2011, 12:35 PM
dear naz hkatooon
here you can see
http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/various (http://www.njavan.com/forum/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ldoceonline.co m%2Fdictionary%2Fvarious)



var‧i‧ous S1 W1http://www.ldoceonline.com/imgs/_20__22ve_EBri_EBs_20_24_A0_22ver_2D_.gif [usually before noun]

1 if there are various things, there are several different types of that thing:
http://www.ldoceonline.com/images/665/entry/pronsentencea.gifThe jacket is available in various colours.
http://www.ldoceonline.com/images/665/entry/pronsentencea.gifThere are various ways to answer your question.
http://www.ldoceonline.com/images/665/entry/pronsentencea.gifHe decided to leave school for various reasons.

2
many and various


British English various and sundry American English many different types of something:
http://www.ldoceonline.com/images/665/entry/pronsentencea.gifThe reasons why teenage girls get pregnant are many and various.

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:37 PM
much variety
is a better choice

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:40 PM
the reasons is plural
but
your method is sing..

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:42 PM
you could say
I can see much variety in your method

raha78
18th May 2011, 12:48 PM
http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/variety
pls see

raha78
18th May 2011, 01:08 PM
did you happen to konw that Texas was once
an independent country

نازخاتون
18th May 2011, 01:08 PM
Dear Raha
please explain more

raha78
18th May 2011, 01:13 PM
so enough for today
wish all of you a nice weekend
but before leaving
take a moment to think


http://www.img4up.com/up2/42448019836181835767.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

7raha7
22nd May 2011, 10:09 AM
hmmmmm... welllllllll.. that was nice 2 read ur conversation. and that s great 2 learn this thing.... tnx rahaaaaaa... i hv sm question.... hw u ever chat in ENG with people who r frm other countries??? i guess ur ans is yes! bcs i saw sm symbol in ur speeches... i mean using the summery of the words....
for example : sm = some
hv = have
frm = from
ur = your
and.....

raha78
22nd May 2011, 02:11 PM
hmmmmm... welllllllll.. that was nice 2 read ur conversation. and that s great 2 learn this thing.... tnx rahaaaaaa... i hv sm question.... hw u ever chat in ENG with people who r frm other countries??? i guess ur ans is yes! bcs i saw sm symbol in ur speeches... i mean using the summery of the words....
for example : sm = some
hv = have
frm = from
ur = your
and.....
hi dude
as a matter of fact yes
I have got friends in US
one from Ohio
the other florida
and the last one is from Oregon
I have got non native English speakers too

7raha7
22nd May 2011, 04:18 PM
so can i use the summery of the words? bcs it s more comfortable. add on..... u can understand meeeee. cant u?[cheshmak]....

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:43 AM
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
it has been a while since I last dropped here

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:44 AM
I am very sorry but
you know what hectic days are[tafakor]

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:48 AM
Having no specific context to practice is the most important concern for those who have studied English.This club is an academic club that offers the members variety of activities related to reading, speaking, listening and writing skills.
We practice and interact with each other, and also discuss current issues to improve our English knowledge.
Hope it will provide a coherent virtual context for those who really want to speak.
نداشتن يك محيط و يا همصحبت مهمترين دغدغه زبان آموزان است. اينجا محيطي است كه ما مي كوشيم آنرا تبديل به محلي براي تمرين و بهبود انگليسي خود كنيم. اميد است اين كار موجب تقويت يادگيري انگليسي به عنوان زبان دوم گردد

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:48 AM
http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/cnpt5r118fipor94hsc3.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:54 AM
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raha78
28th May 2011, 11:56 AM
A LIGHT IN THE ATTIC
There's a light on in the attic.
Thought the house is dark and shuttered,
I can see a flickerin' flutter,
And I know what it's about.
There's a light on in the attic.
I can see it from the outside.
And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:56 AM
do you happen to know the poet??

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:56 AM
http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/b2fil0xzqvc2e41wx8k.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

raha78
28th May 2011, 11:57 AM
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raha78
28th May 2011, 11:57 AM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/57737464428106441512.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
28th May 2011, 12:06 PM
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raha78
28th May 2011, 12:12 PM
ok
whose turn is it now???/

نازخاتون
28th May 2011, 12:22 PM
me

نارون1
28th May 2011, 12:31 PM
me too

raha78
28th May 2011, 01:03 PM
dears thanx for your comment
really thanx
but i meant the states
which state is to be introduced for now

raha78
28th May 2011, 01:07 PM
again I

raha78
28th May 2011, 01:11 PM
so lets deal with our map [cheshmak]

elnaz*
28th May 2011, 01:21 PM
helloooooooooooooooooo

elnaz*
28th May 2011, 01:24 PM
are u here raha?
come on!!!

raha78
28th May 2011, 01:29 PM
hi elnaz
yes I am here but I

raha78
28th May 2011, 01:32 PM
dears I was about to continue my job here, my topic has moved
to Dutch section

نازخاتون
28th May 2011, 02:03 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhhh, Dutch
There ' s a problem
wait a minute please
....I want to check your Topic

نازخاتون
28th May 2011, 02:10 PM
[taajob] ? I don't know what 's the matter and Why this happened
But, There was a problem in coordinating the topics
....I transferred your topic from other languages section to EnglishTeaching Section
[shaad]

raha78
28th May 2011, 03:01 PM
my thanx goes to Naz khatoon
for bringing the topic back to its original place

very very obliged to you
[golrooz][tashvigh]

raha78
28th May 2011, 03:03 PM
and now its time for
Missouri

raha78
28th May 2011, 03:08 PM
Missouri is located in the Midwestern United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Midwestern_United_States), bordered by Iowa (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Iowa), Illinois (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Illinois), Kentucky (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kentucky), Tennessee (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Tennessee), Arkansas (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Arkansas), Oklahoma (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Oklahoma), Kansas (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kansas) and Nebraska (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Nebraska). With a 2009 population of 5,987,580


ok do you want to know more
meet me here tomorrow,

raha78
28th May 2011, 03:08 PM
goodbye for now
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yazdanmehr
29th May 2011, 10:17 AM
good morning raha

yazdanmehr
29th May 2011, 10:20 AM
i came here late again
ok
bye

نارون1
29th May 2011, 11:08 AM
Hi , I would like know about this city , thats right?

glad to meet you

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:34 PM
Having no specific context to practice is the most important concern for those who have studied English.This club is an academic club that offers the members variety of activities related to reading, speaking, listening and writing skills.
We practice and interact with each other, and also discuss current issues to improve our English knowledge.
Hope it will provide a coherent virtual context for those who really want to speak.
نداشتن يك محيط و يا همصحبت مهمترين دغدغه زبان آموزان است. اينجا محيطي است كه ما مي كوشيم آنرا تبديل به محلي براي تمرين و بهبود انگليسي خود كنيم. اميد است اين كار موجب تقويت يادگيري انگليسي به عنوان زبان دوم گردد

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:35 PM
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raha78
29th May 2011, 01:35 PM
http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/cnpt5r118fipor94hsc3.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:37 PM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/30781400822610994100.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:38 PM
hiii
soorrrrry
I am late again
my apology
hectic days

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:39 PM
lets continue our issue
I was giving details about
Missouri

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:42 PM
Missouri is the 18th most populous state in the nation and the fifth most populous in the Midwest. It comprises 114 counties (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_counties_in_Missouri) and one (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/St._Louis,_Missouri) independent city (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Independent_city). Missouri's capital is Jefferson City (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Jefferson_City,_Missouri). The four largest urban areas (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_United_States_urban_areas) are St. Louis (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Greater_St._Louis), Kansas City (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kansas_City_Metropolitan_Area), Springfield (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Springfield,_Missouri), and Columbia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Columbia,_Missouri). Missouri was originally acquired from France as part of the Louisiana Purchase (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Louisiana_Purchase) and became defined as the MissouriTerritory (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Missouri_Territory).

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:44 PM
یکی از محاسن کار من اینکه توی متن آدم بهتر لغت یاد میگیره
من هم تلاش میکنم تا ضمن معرفی کشور های انگلیسی زبان دامنه لغات دوستان را هم بالا ببرم

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:52 PM
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http://www.img4up.com/up2/02057806360880181647.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:53 PM
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raha78
29th May 2011, 01:56 PM
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raha78
29th May 2011, 01:56 PM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/43270970879611343155.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:59 PM
pls try to use them in sentence

raha78
29th May 2011, 01:59 PM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/99672333389870158532.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
29th May 2011, 02:00 PM
A Testing Question (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-449462-912463)


This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

raha78
29th May 2011, 02:02 PM
Fascinating





A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."





The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."





Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."





The teacher says, "No that's fascinated."





So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but she's so big she could only fasten eight!

raha78
29th May 2011, 02:03 PM
okay lets deal with
our geography lesson

[cheshmak]

7raha7
29th May 2011, 02:07 PM
hmmmmm.... well done raha!!! nice pictures... tnx![golrooz]

raha78
29th May 2011, 02:12 PM
now
here comes


kentucky



http://www.img4up.com/up2/75287425439214022805.gif (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
29th May 2011, 02:14 PM
The Commonwealth of Kentucky is a state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) located in the East Central United States of America (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States)

raha78
29th May 2011, 02:14 PM
oh
I must be off
see you in the am

raha78
30th May 2011, 10:57 AM
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raha78
30th May 2011, 10:57 AM
heeyyyy
back again

نازخاتون
30th May 2011, 12:13 PM
.come back soon

raha78
30th May 2011, 12:39 PM
sorry I am busy
but I will make it

raha78
30th May 2011, 01:41 PM
http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/b2fil0xzqvc2e41wx8k.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

raha78
30th May 2011, 01:48 PM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/92918702013203555802.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
30th May 2011, 01:49 PM
کسی هست معنی اینارو به فارسی بگه

raha78
30th May 2011, 02:26 PM
nobody

raha78
31st May 2011, 10:45 AM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
31st May 2011, 10:46 AM
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raha78
31st May 2011, 10:48 AM
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raha78
31st May 2011, 10:53 AM
so hi again
sorry for sudden leaving of yesterday
boss was calling
and I had to go
but today I came again to do more of English tasks

raha78
31st May 2011, 11:02 AM
try playing this little
word game

http://games.yahoo.com/brain-games/buzzs-words

نارون1
31st May 2011, 11:14 AM
Hi , ohhhhhhhhhh, it is very funny and interesting

raha78
31st May 2011, 11:45 AM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/16937400134572126751.gif (http://www.img4up.com/)

raha78
31st May 2011, 11:49 AM
good noon narvan
thnanx for coming

raha78
31st May 2011, 11:53 AM
i am going to deal with
state of
KENTUCKY


Originally it was a part of Virginia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Virginia), in 1792 it became the 15th state to join the Union. Kentucky is the 37th largest state in terms of total area, the 36th largest in land area, and ranks 26th in population.

Kentucky is known as the "Bluegrass State", a nickname based on the fact that native bluegrass (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kentucky_bluegrass) is present in many of the pastures throughout the state, based on the fertile soil

raha78
31st May 2011, 12:32 PM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/22773441601090515722.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)



Kentucky's Inner Bluegrass region (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Bluegrass_region) features hundreds of horse farms

raha78
31st May 2011, 12:39 PM
http://www.img4up.com/up2/98048171486576131395.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)




Country road in Kentucky.Blue grass

raha78
31st May 2011, 12:43 PM
its one of the poorest states in the US and is famous for its country and western music

raha78
31st May 2011, 02:19 PM
I think it's enough for this section.i`m ready to hear your points about this .
Any way, wholeheartedly wish, all of you, success with flying colors


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raha78
1st June 2011, 12:30 PM
hi
i know I am late
sorry

raha78
1st June 2011, 02:05 PM
wish all of you a nice weekend

raha78
6th June 2011, 11:57 AM
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raha78
6th June 2011, 11:59 AM
Quote of the Day
- John Locke - "What worries you, masters you."

raha78
6th June 2011, 12:04 PM
hello guys
I 'm back again

نارون1
6th June 2011, 12:20 PM
Helloooooo, I waite for reading your information.these are very good .

continue your act

raha78
7th June 2011, 09:40 AM
helloooooo, i waite for reading your information.these are very good .

Continue your act
سلاممم
خوش اومدی منت میذاری
کاری نکردم
شرمنده همتونم این روزا گیر کارهای سایتم
امروز ان شااله تلافی میکنم

raha78
7th June 2011, 11:06 AM
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7th June 2011, 11:07 AM
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7th June 2011, 11:16 AM
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raha78
7th June 2011, 11:17 AM
A Fishing Lure (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-445937-712888)


A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.

After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes, sir," replied the young guy. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one.

raha78
7th June 2011, 11:18 AM
A Bird's Prayer





A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."





"What do they say?" the priest inquired.





"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"





"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but l have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in with my two male parrots who l taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to worship."





"Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.





The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"





One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"

raha78
7th June 2011, 11:19 AM
Two horses (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-453670-642697)


A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"

The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.

The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!" The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back."

The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!"

The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "For crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar.

The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

raha78
7th June 2011, 11:22 AM
so did you see the short test?
could you answer it??

raha78
7th June 2011, 11:23 AM
if not have a look here

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raha78
7th June 2011, 11:26 AM
did you remember what I told you aout Kentucky?
the state is one of the states which r called

COMMON WEALTH

raha78
7th June 2011, 11:27 AM
do you have any idea what common wealth is

raha78
7th June 2011, 11:32 AM
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raha78
7th June 2011, 11:37 AM
Four of the constituent states (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) of the United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States) officially designate themselves Commonwealths: Kentucky (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kentucky),Massachusetts (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Massachusetts), Pennsylvania (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Pennsylvania) and Virginia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Virginia).
This designation, which has no constitutional impact, emphasizes that they have a "government based on the common consent of the people" as opposed to one legitimized through their earlier Royal Colony (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/British_colonization_of_the_Americas) status that was derived from the King of Great Britain (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Great_Britain). The word commonwealth in this context refers to the common "wealth" or welfare of the public and is derived from a loose translation of the Latin term res publica (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Res_publica) (cf. the 17th century Commonwealth of England (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Commonwealth_of_England)).

raha78
7th June 2011, 12:18 PM
so whats next

raha78
7th June 2011, 03:05 PM
thanx for visiting my page

se you in the a.m

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raha78
8th June 2011, 01:28 PM
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raha78
8th June 2011, 01:28 PM
hi dudes

raha78
8th June 2011, 01:34 PM
Math Problem





Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.





"Why?" asks the father.





"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"





"But that's right!"





"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"





"What's the blankety-blank difference?"





"That's exactly what I said!"

raha78
8th June 2011, 01:39 PM
here comes Georgia

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8th June 2011, 01:41 PM
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8th June 2011, 01:44 PM
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raha78
8th June 2011, 01:53 PM
Georgia is a state in the southeast US, one of the original 13 states established under Biritish rule.
its capital and largest city is Atalanta

raha78
8th June 2011, 01:55 PM
dears I have to go now but on Thursday morning I will deal with it more

wish you a nice weekend

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نارون1
8th June 2011, 06:46 PM
Thanks raha .
can you tell me about Indiana in next case ?

[golrooz][golrooz][golrooz]

raha78
11th June 2011, 08:00 AM
Thanks raha .
can you tell me about Indiana in next case ?

[golrooz][golrooz][golrooz]
hi
ofcourse dear
why not?
به روی چشم
[labkhand]

raha78
11th June 2011, 11:30 AM
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11th June 2011, 11:33 AM
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raha78
11th June 2011, 11:38 AM
Wrong Pants (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-294617-647207)
Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have?

Joey: I'd have somebody else's pants on!

raha78
11th June 2011, 11:39 AM
Deputy Gomer (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-295235-668002)
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

raha78
11th June 2011, 11:40 AM
Political Corruption (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-482162-768589)
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

raha78
11th June 2011, 11:42 AM
Plane Crisis (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-478702-771170)
A priest, a rabbi and a consultant were traveling on an airplane. There was a crisis and it was clear that the plane was going to crash and they would all be killed. The priest began to pray and finger his rosary beads, the rabbi began to read the Torah and the consultant began to organize a committee on air traffic safety.

raha78
11th June 2011, 12:02 PM
so lets go back to our state of today

if my memory serves well
i was talking about

Georgia

raha78
11th June 2011, 12:46 PM
It is a state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) located in the southeastern United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States). Georgia was established in 1732, the last of the original Thirteen Colonies (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Thirteen_Colonies). It is named after King George II (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/George_II_of_Great_Britain), of Great Britain. Georgia was the fourth state to ratify the United States Constitution (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States_Constitution), on January 2, 1788
Georgia is bordered on the south by Florida (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Florida); on the east by the Atlantic Ocean and South Carolina (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/South_Carolina); on the west by Alabama (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Alabama); and on the north by Tennessee (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Tennessee) and North Carolina (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/North_Carolina). Georgia is the only U.S. state to border both North Carolina (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/North_Carolina) and South Carolina (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/South_Carolina). The northern part of the state is in the Blue Ridge Mountains (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Blue_Ridge_Mountains), a mountain range (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Mountain_range) in the vast Appalachian Mountains (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Appalachian_Mountains) system

With an area of 59,425 square miles (153,909 km2), Georgia is ranked 24th in size among the 50 U.S. states. Georgia is the largest state east of the Mississippi River (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Mississippi_River) in terms of land area, although it is the fourth largest (after Michigan (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Michigan), Florida, and Wisconsin (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Wisconsin)) in total area, a term which includes expanses of water which are part of state territory.[ (http://www.njavan.com/forum/#cite_note-3)

raha78
11th June 2011, 12:52 PM
did you know that
Georgia is known as the “Peach State” because of the growers' reputation for producing the highest quality fruit. The peach became the official state fruit in 1995.

raha78
11th June 2011, 01:20 PM
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raha78
11th June 2011, 01:27 PM
and now comes


Indiana

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11th June 2011, 01:29 PM
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raha78
11th June 2011, 01:35 PM
It is a U.S. state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state), admitted to the United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States) as the 19th on December 11, 1816. It is located in the Midwestern United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Midwestern_United_States) and Great Lakes Region (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Great_Lakes_region_(North_America)), and with 6,483,802 residents, is ranked 15th in population (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Population) and 18th in population density (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Population_density). Indiana is ranked 38th in land area, and is the smallest state in the continental US (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Continental_United_States) west of the Appalachian Mountains (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Appalachian_Mountains). Its capital (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Capital_(political)) and largest city (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/City) is Indianapolis (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Indianapolis), the second largest of any state capital

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12th June 2011, 01:51 PM
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12th June 2011, 01:53 PM
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raha78
12th June 2011, 01:57 PM
hi
back again

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